How funny is it that Zoe Kravitz ended up with a dude who has the same hair as her dad? These are new photos of Zoe and her super-special boyfriend Penn Badgley in Miami over the holiday. They were photographed constantly at the beach and at their hotel, where you can see that the Miami humidity is not agreeing with Penn’s curly hair. I have to give Penn some credit – he definitely increased his credibility as an interesting person by going from Blake Lively to Zoe. It seems like both Blake and Penn upgraded after they broke up – when they were together, it seemed like Blake was just Penn’s beard, and she was always cheating on him. Now that they’re apart, Blake is free to be “the girlfriend” to a series of A-list men, and Penn now appears heterosexual, with a cute little hipster girl to boot, and a growing career in independent films.
Let’s talk about Zoe’s body for a second – I dislike her bikini, and even though she’s got small boobs, she totally needs more support from a bikini top. That being said, her body is bangin’. I wish my ass looked that cute. And I don’t think she has any cellulite anywhere. UGH! Damn it, Zoe.
As for Penn – seeing him shirtless is NOT sexy. He’s all skinny and furry and oddly feminine. I can’t believe Zoe CHOSE Penn over Michael Fassbender. True, we don’t know what went down, whether Fassy left Zoe or whether she wanted a “real” relationship with someone more low-key or whatever. But we know that Zoe started showing up everywhere with Penn over the summer while she and Michael seemed like they were still “together”. So all I know is that she gave up this…
For this.
Girl, we need to talk.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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