Jamie Foxx and Colin Firth are in charge. The family's on board so I wonder if they'll get into Luther's sexuality. If anything, they better show fights with Anita Baker.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | July 17, 2023 8:22 PM |
Get the fat suits and the Oscar ready!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 11, 2023 2:48 PM |
Jamie Foxx isn’t even in charge of himself anymore..
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 11, 2023 2:53 PM |
Billy Porter IS Anita Baker!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 11, 2023 2:55 PM |
My guess is that they'll give his sexuality minimal attention or else Vandross' church lady fans will stay away. It'll be treated as his lifelong "struggle" under the glare of his musical success.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 11, 2023 2:58 PM |
Yep, this'll be as diluted as the Cole Porter biopics.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 11, 2023 2:59 PM |
I’d love to see an honest biopic about his life.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 11, 2023 3:01 PM |
One of the most beautiful men I ever met was a young, Italian-American guy in the early 90s.... was Vandross's live-in lover and had to leave because of addiction. I always heard Vandross's "yearning" in his voice differently after meeting the guy.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 11, 2023 3:04 PM |
R5 I think you mean....COLIN FIRTH?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 11, 2023 3:04 PM |
Colin firth? Colin Nasty!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 11, 2023 3:44 PM |
So, do they start filming skinny bitch Luther and then he gets fat, or fat bitch Luther and then he gets skinny?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 11, 2023 3:49 PM |
OP, they are making a documentary, NOT a biopic. I don't know who's dumber, you or the 7 lemmings who came after you asking who was going to play Luther.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 11, 2023 3:49 PM |
Thanks for the correction, R23. Also, fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 11, 2023 3:53 PM |
Lmao wow R13 is right. And if it wasn’t clear enough, the director only makes documentaries. OP shit the bed on this one.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 11, 2023 3:53 PM |
[quote] Thanks for the correction, [R23]. Also, fuck off.
Would you like ANOTHER correction, R14?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 11, 2023 3:55 PM |
Just making it fun for you.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 11, 2023 3:56 PM |
Girls! Girls! You're both scum!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 11, 2023 4:07 PM |
When I was a kid, I remember him being on Oprah talking about losing weight. He said his lowest point as a fat person was running out of hamburger buns and using Krispy Kreme donuts as a replacement.
Oprah and the audience were in SHOCK at the absolute depravity.
Cut to 30 years or so later, you can go to Hardees and get a donut burger whenever.
On some level, Luther won.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 11, 2023 4:13 PM |
Did he really, r19? He died of a stroke!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 11, 2023 4:16 PM |
[quote] Oprah and the audience were in SHOCK at the absolute depravity.
Please. Like Oprah and the fellow porkers in her audience wouldn't have put a burger between two pot holders and eaten it.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 11, 2023 4:16 PM |
My favorite male vocalist. On par with Whitney Houston.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 11, 2023 4:55 PM |
R19, there was a story that Oprah used frozen hot dog buns as waffles and poured syrup all over them. Not sure if it's an old wives' tale or if Oprah herself said it. It was around the time that she got scary skinny.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 11, 2023 4:58 PM |
The old maple bun diet. My grandmother swore by it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 11, 2023 5:04 PM |
Didn’t Oprah admit to inhaling Mac and cheese after het pet project Beloved tanked with the critics and stunk up the box office?
Or did some witty DLer make it up?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 11, 2023 5:29 PM |
R25 - I remember years ago Prince had a chef who quit because he said that Mac and cheese was all that Prince wanted to eat.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 11, 2023 6:44 PM |
[quote] I remember years ago Prince had a chef who quit because he said that Mac and cheese was all that Prince wanted to eat.
What a dumbass! The chef, not prince. Getting paid to make Mac and Cheese!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 11, 2023 6:46 PM |
But let's pretend it will be a biopic.
Carry on.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 11, 2023 8:21 PM |
He was a beautiful man. And this voice was so expressive and smooth.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 11, 2023 9:18 PM |
He was a great singer but in the end his music became so boring and contrived. I came to despise that “Here and Now” song, which became an anthem for black weddings. And the duet with Gregory Hines (who I loved nonetheless).
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 17, 2023 4:11 PM |
Get up off dat pussy, Loofa!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 17, 2023 4:17 PM |
[quote] they better show fights with Anita Baker
Lots of finger waving, hand clapping, and "Oh, no Ma'am!"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | July 17, 2023 4:34 PM |
You gals have me roaring with laughter over this thread!
I read once Luther’s voice was “like red wine pored through silk”.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 17, 2023 4:44 PM |
Better than clotted milk sliding down a velvet funnel
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 17, 2023 8:20 PM |
Luther's voice was as smooth as a 10 inch dick sliding in and out of his sloppy hole, coated with KY Lube!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 17, 2023 8:22 PM |
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